(upbeat music) – Come on in, come in,
make yourself comfortable. Thanks for coming down today, taking time out of your
real, normal person jobs. Why don’t you give
these flashlights a try? – Alright. – [All] Whoa! – Oh, it’s really bright. – Yeah, sure, it’s a flashlight. – Yeah, really crisp. – What if I told you
that these flashlights you’re holding right now, are powered by Omnivolt batteries? – No! – What? What? No! – Yes. – Come on, are you pulling my leg? – I’m not. – Omnivolt Batteries? – That’s right. – You said that? – You’re telling me that
the blue-bottomed battery is powering all of these right now? – What if I told you
that Omnivolt Batteries won the H. D. Fortifer Award
in quality manufacturing? (cheers) – Are you shitting me right now? – I’m not.
– Fuck off! – I can’t.
– They didn’t. – They did.
– Fuck the fuck off! – I wish I could. (laughs) – [All] The H. D. Fortifer Award? – The award that all
of you, as real people, are very well aware. – This is the craziest shit
I ever heard in my life! – Yeah! – That’s not all. Omnivolt won it three years in a row. – No, you shut up. – [Plaid Skirt Female] Oh my God! (girls cheer) – There’s still energy in here. – How? – The batteries live! – What is happening? – There’s no God, but Omnivolt. – [All] All hail Omnivolt! – And, did you know that Omnivolt was rated the second
most reliable battery– – Shut up! Shut up! – In a survey of 200
consumers self-described as the primary purchasers of
parcel bids in the family? (all screaming) – Oh God! – Eh, uh. (rumbling and pop) (screaming) – Well, I am impressed. I’m gonna buy some
Omnivolt products tonight. Excuse me, I have to get to an audition. (heavy bass sound) – Hi, it’s Mike Trapp, from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun things, and send help to keep me from sinking. Please, please help. Please help.