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Film Theory: You’ll DIE Before This Bee Movie Meme!

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  1. Momba250 Author

    Every episode of Film Theory but every time the word Disney is spoken it's replaced by every episode of Game Theory, but every time a Fnaf character is on screen it's replaced with We Are Number One, but every note played on the saxophone is replaced with MatPat reading all the comments for this video (including this one) but every time a word contains the letter F it's replaced with the Bee Movie, but every time they say the word Bee it's replaced with every fnaf music video at 0.25 speed but every second Bonnie is in the frame, it's replaced with every vine uploaded on Tick Tock, but every music video is replaced with every episode of Phineas and Ferb. Also, every DHMIS theory starts with every time MatPat screams in all film and game theory videos, and every time the scream is over 3 seconds long it's replaced with every time Stephanie uses her Nugget voice, but every time she says "the" it's replaced with every uncut episode of GT live played backwards, but every time the video is on a Fnaf fangame, it starts with this video, but for every 0 included in a number, it's replaced with the entirety of the Monty Python movies, but every time it's cringy it's replaced with every disney movie at 2x speed, but every second the characters are singing, it's replaced with The Shining, but every time someone dies it's replaced with every Random Encounters music video, but every time it's on a game MatPat has covered in Game Theory or starts with the letter H, V, or O, it's replaced with the entirety of the Pokemon games, but every time a pokemon faints, it's replaced with every episode of Film Theory, but every time the word Disney is spoken it's replaced by every episode of Game Theory, but every time a Fnaf character is on screen it's replaced with We Are Number One, but every note played on the saxophone is replaced with MatPat reading all the comments for this video (including this one) but every time a word contains the letter F it's replaced with the Bee Movie, but every time they say the word Bee it's replaced with every fnaf music video at 0.25 speed but every second Bonnie is in the frame, it's replaced with every vine uploaded on Tick Tock, but every music video is replaced with every episode of Phineas and Ferb. Also, every DHMIS theory starts with every time MatPat screams in all film and game theory videos, and every time the scream is over 3 seconds long it's replaced with every time Stephanie uses her Nugget voice, but every time she says "the" it's replaced with every uncut episode of GT live played backwards, but every time the video is on a Fnaf fangame, it starts with this video, but for every 0 included in a number, it's replaced with the entirety of the Monty Python movies, but every time it's cringy it's replaced with every disney movie at 2x speed, but every second the characters are singing, it's replaced with The Shining, but every time someone dies it's replaced with every Random Encounters music video, but every time it's on a game MatPat has covered in Game Theory or starts with the letter H, V, or O, it's replaced with the entirety of the Pokemon games, but every time a pokemon faints, it's replaced with every episode of Film Theory, but every time the word Disney is spoken it's replaced by every episode of Game Theory, but every time a Fnaf character is on screen it's replaced with We Are Number One, but every note played on the saxophone is replaced with MatPat reading all the comments for this video (including this one) but every time a word contains the letter F it's replaced with the Bee Movie, but every time they say the word Bee it's replaced with every fnaf music video at 0.25 speed but every second Bonnie is in the frame, it's replaced with every vine uploaded on Tick Tock, but every music video is replaced with every episode of Phineas and Ferb. Also, every DHMIS theory starts with every time MatPat screams in all film and game theory videos, and every time the scream is over 3 seconds long it's replaced with every time Stephanie uses her Nugget voice, but every time she says "the" it's replaced with every uncut episode of GT live played backwards, but every time the video is on a Fnaf fangame, it starts with this video, but for every 0 included in a number, it's replaced with the entirety of the Monty Python movies, but every time it's cringy it's replaced with every disney movie at 2x speed, but every second the characters are singing, it's replaced with The Shining, but every time someone dies it's replaced with every Random Encounters music video, but every time it's on a game MatPat has covered in Game Theory or starts with the letter H, V, or O, it's replaced with the entirety of the Pokemon games, but every time a pokemon faints, it's replaced with every episode of Film Theory, and you get it…

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  2. Emily the Emerald Engine Author

    1. They meant for every bee on the screen at a time. Like the toy story green rule
    2. Not all Spongebob episodes are 22 minutes. Some are full hour like truth or square or It's a Spongebob Christmas.

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  3. Yogg Author

    well you're kinda wrong there? sure heat death happens before but, Black Hole disintegraton by Hawking Radiation will outlive it by far far far far more time. Around a googol years, meaning
    1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 0000
    years or so

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  4. prospitfox Author

    …if you’re just straight multiplying, wouldn’t that just be the time spongebob plays? You didn’t add in the seconds from the other parts

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  5. XXXSwaggy KittenXXX Author

    Wait why didn’t he just yanno WATCH THE VIDEO? He could have tried to find it and watch it. Not hating or anything but he could have just put a timer on and watched the entire video. Or he could have just watched about halfway then double that to get the total watchtime of the video!

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  6. The Sheep Author

    This is incorrect
    Well 8 octilion is a longtime it is still a blink of an eye when compared to the universe
    The predicted age of the universe is just under a google years (1 followed by 100 zeros)
    Which is so much greater then the duration of the vid

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  7. Awesome2003mg Author

    Well done MatPat. I’ve got something that will dwarf this meme. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the ultimate meme to end all memes:

    The Entire Ice Age penology but every syllable is replaced with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies but every second the color yellow appears in the frame it plays the entire Star Wars saga but every time someone fires a blaster every single video ever uploaded to YouTube plays but every five seconds it plays every single episode of Lazy Town but whenever the color blue appears it plays every Happy Tree Friends death but every time the color brown is seen in the frame it plays every single Super Bowl game but whenever someone throws the football it plays all 4 Toy Story movies but every time the color green is seen in the frame every episode of the Simpsons plays but every time a word with a vowel is said it plays the Bee Movie but for every second a bee is onscreen it plays every Land Before Time Movie but every second the color black is seen it plays every episode of Spongebob Squarepants backwards.

    Do the math if you can.

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  8. wolflov3r_30 Author

    I love watching Matpat doing hard math like this because I watch while doing my maths home work and his determination to finish all this complex math makes me work harder for my homework!

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  9. Mountain Smoke Garage Author

    I hate Barry B Benson. Imagine if your wife fucking left you for a goddamn bee. Like jesus christ they only live for 30 full days that's not even enough time to develop a good relationship. If you ask me my man Ken dodged a bullet right there. That fucking bee even got his wife involved in a court case, the fucking manipulative psychopath. And for what even, fucking honey?? Its a healthy nutritious product and the bees don't even get hurt when they collect it. In fact they get a free fucking hive in a protected area for fuck sake . And besides after they ban honey collection what do you think will happen to those bees in the hives huh? That's right the fucking honeybee holocaust. Do they think the beekeepers will just keep those little fuckers for fun?? Hell no they'll get exterminated at speeds unbeknownst to man. That will then cause all the other fucking plants to die because you know pollens and shit and then that's it for us too. The end of the world as we know it. All because some horny bitch wanted some fancy jazz listening bee dick. I say fuck her man, i hope Ken is doing well for himself that man deserves it.

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