Donald J. Trump: You know and … Unknown: She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful. Trump: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. Unknown: Whoa. Trump: I did try and fuck her. She was married. Unknown: That’s huge news. Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved
on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have
some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture — I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now
got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. Billy Bush: Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit. In the purple. Trump: Whoa! Whoa! Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man! Wait, wait you’ve got to look at me when you get out and be like. Will you give me the thumbs up? Trump: Look at you, you are a pussy. You’ve got to put the thumbs up.
You can’t be too happy, man. Trump: All right, you and I will walk out. Trump: Maybe it’s a different one. Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it’s, it’s her, it’s — Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I
start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to
beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. I just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do
it. You can do anything. Bush: Whatever you want. Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. Bush: (laughs) Trump: You can do anything. Bush: Uh, yeah, those legs, all I can see
is the legs. Trump: I know, it looks good. Bush: Come on shorty. Trump: Ooh, nice legs, huh? Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead. Trump: It’s always good if you don’t fall
out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember? Trump: (knocking twice) Bush: Down below, pull the handle. Trump: Hello, how are you? Hi! Arianne Zucker: Hi, Mr. Trump. Zucker: How are you? Pleasure to meet you.
Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush? Zucker: How are you?
Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How are you doing, Arianne? Zucker: I’m doing very well, thank you.
Are you ready to be a soap star? Trump: We’re ready, let’s go. Make me a soap star. Bush: How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus. Zucker: Zucker: Would you like a little hug, darling?
Trump: Okay, absolutely. Trump: Melania said this was okay.
Bush: How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus. Here we go. Excellent. Well, you’ve got a nice co-star here. Trump: Good.
Zucker: Yes, absolutely. Trump: After you. Zucker: Alright. In fact, we’re going to sneak on this way. Through Jay Leno. Trump: Okay. Bush: Arianne, are there any
love scenes or anything in the show? Zucker: Uhm… Zucker: Today, there’s a lot of begging from me. Bush: Really? Zucker: Yes. Bush: You’re going to beg him for attention, for an apprenticeship…? Zucker: …to get married. Bush: To get married? Trump: Ah! That’s what it is. Zucker: How do you feel about that? Trump: That’s okay, I have to look at the script. Zucker: Yes. Oh. Trump: Have you studied this [unintelligible]?
Zucker: Well, luckily, I have- Zucker: We’re actually going to continue going this way. Trump: Do you have a script for me? Zucker: I’ve got a script for you. Zucker: And luckily, I do all the talking, so Zucker: just stand there [unintellig.] and you’re good.
Trump: Oh good. That’s good. Zucker: Yeah. Bush: I know I can’t marry you. Just say, can I have a credit card at least? Trump: Now are you on this show, are you on this show? Zucker: I am on this show. Trump: How long have you been on the show? Zucker: I’ve been on this show. It will be eight years in February. Trump: Wow, that’s great.
Zucker: Yes. Zucker: And I’m the vixen.
Trump: That’s fabulous, so you have done this a little bit before. Zucker: Once or twice. Trump: You’re the vixen, wow. Trump: I can see why.
Zucker: So, if you need a little help, just let me know. Trump: Okay, good.
Zucker: Okay, no problem. Zucker: Keep going this way. This is definitely not my normal route to work. Trump: This is Jay Leno’s stuff. I was here last night.
Zucker: This is Jay Leno. Zucker: Access Hollywood. Zucker: Which is fabulous. Trump: Good. Zucker: And of course, we have our
fabulous old NBC signs here. It’s very nice. So, did you get a chance to read any of your stuff? You didn’t look at the script, right? Trump: I didn’t look at it. But I will look at it quickly and I have a nice memory, so that’s good. Zucker: Okay, that’s fantastic.
Trump: That always helps, right? Zucker: Yes, it does. Trump: Do they use cuecards or memory? Zucker: Uh, well…
Trump: Or both? Zucker: Most of the time, it’s cuecards but- Trump: Oh, they have that? Zucker: Well, they can give you cuecards but I memorize all my stuff. Trump: That’s great, it works better, right? Zucker: It works better. Zucker: In the scene, so you know, I can see it. Trump: That’s why you’re here eight years. Zucker: That’s why I’m here eight years, And you have little eye contact. Trump: Right. Zucker: But we’ll get you comfortable with the lines and the words and do a couple rehearsals and it will be perfect.
Trump: Good, good. Zucker: Yeah. Trump: Hello everybody! How are you? Billy Bush. Whose show is this? Staff: It’s Telemundo. Trump: I love Telemundo. Everybody know Billy Bush? Zucker: Billy, [unintelligible], how are ya? Bush: Now you got to see, the very powerful
Donald Trump is here. Trump: My co-star, you know my co-star? Zucker: Hello, well, we see each
other, you know, while we eat. How are you? [unintelligible] Trump: Telemundo is great. Miss Universe pageant, highest rating on Telemundo, you know that, right? Zucker: [uncomfortable laugh] Bye. Trump: Hello, hello.
Zucker: Are you going to come, Billy? or are you just going to- Trump: Come on, Billy! Trump: Come on, Billy, don’t be shy.
Bush: As soon as a beautiful woman shows up, Bush: he just, he takes off. This always happens.
Trump: Get over here, Billy. Zucker: I’m sorry, come here. Bush: Let the little guy in here. Come on.
Zucker: Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now, better? Zucker: I should actually be in the middle.
Bush: It’s hard to walk next to a guy like this. Zucker: Here, wait, hold on. Bush: Yeah, you get in the middle, there we
go. Trump: Good, that’s better. Zucker: This is much better. This is — Trump: That’s better. Zucker: [Sighs] Bush: Now, if you had to choose honestly between
one of us. Me or the Donald? Trump: I don’t know, that’s tough competition. Zucker: That’s some pressure right there. Bush: Seriously, if you had — if you had
to take one of us as a date. Zucker: I have to take the Fifth on that one. Bush: Really? Zucker: Yup — I’ll take both. Trump: Which way? Zucker: Make a right. Here we go. [inaudible] Bush: Here he goes. I’m gonna leave you here. Trump: Okay. Bush: Give me my microphone. Trump: O.K. Oh, you’re finished? Bush: You’re my man, yeah. Trump: Oh, good. Bush: I’m gonna go do our show. Zucker: Oh, you wanna reset? Okay.