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I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place. Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago. We turn people we like into Knights. However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they’re legally allowed to cut your head off This is ridiculous. That’s not the only dumb British law We’ve got tons of them, and I don’t even know if anyone takes these things seriously. So today I’m going to test that and try and break as many ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don’t get arrested. Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?
– oh definitely You know, there’s a law where it’s illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously. I’ve got the salmon now I have to act suspiciously with it. He’s checking if his car’s locked. That’s how fucking creepy I look. – What’ve you got a fish for?
– Does it look suspicious to you? It doesn’t look suspicious but it looks interesting. It’s not suspicious? Alright I’ll I try harder to be more suspicious. The fuck is that?! Ladies and gentlemen, Would you like to see a man walking past with a fish? Pointless You don’t know if there’s a library nearby do you? Apparently, it’s illegal to gamble in a library. So me, stinking of salmon I’m gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library and break that law. ‘Scuse me, Do either of you gamble? Yes, gamble, like Blackjack. We don’t have to play for money if you don’t want to I’ve got a Sashimi-quality fish. ‘Scuse me, I’ve got a great game of Blackjack Sorry if I smell. How come you’re doing this? I’m trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day. You going again? Oof, bust. 10p for me. I was gambling in a library! I’m gonna walk right into that building there in a suit of armour. Something that apparently you’re supposed to get your head cut off for. – Hi there
– Is it a public gallery? Yes! Um, not sure… if the armour-
– you haven’t got a real sword have you? No, it’s plastic. Sorry, this has never happened! Have a look at the sign, make sure you don’t have any of these.
– I definitely don’t have any of those Why are you dressed as a knight? I’ve just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing. – Okay
– Amazing! I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head. Right, next one. You can’t shake out a dirty rug in public and also can’t wear an outrageous double ruff or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen Just shaking the rug Alright wearing a double ruff, being sock-less Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Are you filming now? There’s a law against singing a lewd ballad in public. I’m pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here. I’ll try and do a bit of improv. Just gonna sing a song – I’ve written a little song, if that’s okay? If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah. Okay Tony, Tony How are you today? Tony boy Tony, please come out and play You look like a marshmallow Our eyes meet over the piano. Oh I’d love to nestle my head on your Fluffy chest Tony boy, Tony come out and play Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window. I guess that’s lewd – that’s another law broken another off the list So stupid I’ve never been to Downing Street before 10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister


  1. Fabián Castro Author

    Here other stupid laws:

    -In China, you can’t reincarnate without government’s permition.
    -In Japan, you can’t dance after 11pm with the lights on.
    -In some parts of Italy, it is not legal to have one goldfish, you must have at least two.

  2. Justice Warrior Author

    Try to do this again but in 2030 when Englandistan will be 100% sharia law!! I bet they won't have any problem beheading you if you break their laws!!

  3. Dee Vee Author

    It's legal to kill a man in a church courtyard after a certain hour on one day a week as long as you use an arrow and as long as he's welsh – Somewhere in England

  4. Johnny 2 hats Author

    Are you aware that pretty much every law in this video is superceded by a new one and no longer valid? You're not breaking the law. Also, salmon poaching can get you in a lot of trouble here, it'd be suspicious if a bailiff found you with salmon near a salmon fishery, for example.

  5. Shawn Crow Author

    So there's this insanely stupid law in my country. If someone jumps off a building and lands on your car then the person died because of you and you have to pay. Theres another one where if a motorcycle got in a crash with a car, the motorcycle is always right and needs to get paid by the car driver.

  6. Ryan Snedden Author

    In Britain it is still a legal requirement for taxi drivers to have a bail of hay with them at all times. This is to feed there horse, which they no longer have 😂

  7. Kay Stephan Author

    *Job Interview*
    Boss: "We're looking for risk takers at this place"
    Him: "I once gambled in a labrary"
    Boss: "Not that kind of ri-"
    Him: "I also handled a salmon in suspicious circumstances"
    Boss: "You just got promoted to executive"

  8. Mustellidae berry Author

    This video idea was stolen. From Tom Scott. Give him views instead, Vice aren't worthy. Even the format is practically the same. Shame on you.

  9. Dr Lies Author

    LOL I ACTUALLY GOT IN TROUBLE FOR BREAKING LAW 2. I got kicked out of a public library when I was in middle school for playing cards (it was Uno lmao) with my friends because they thought we were gambling middle school kids gambling hahahahahaha

  10. Qhajajs Shsks Author

    If u shoot someone that threatens you or stabs you with a knife u go to jail for more than 2 years and ur gun gets confiscated for using more force than the attacker


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