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Mad Lib Theater with Tom Cruise (Mission: Impossible Edition)


-Here’s how it works. -I’m gonna ask you
for some silly words — nouns, verbs, adjectives,
et cetera — and as we do that, they’ll be
written on the cue cards, and then, we’re gonna act out
a very dramatic Mad Lib scene. -Okay.
-Very dramatic. I mean, have you seen my work?
-I have, I have. -Really, very, yeah.
-It’s excellent. -Thank you.
-You won a Grammy. -Yeah, I did win a Grammy
for my acting. For my acting.
Thank you. [ Laughs ]
All right, here we go. Ready? -Yes.
-Name of a cute puppy. -Uh, uh, My Little Cookie. [ Laughter ] -That actually is cute.
-Yeah. -My Little Cookie.
-Okay. -A silly word.
-Uh… What?
[ Laughter ] Pollywog.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ] Adjective.
-Amazing. -A plural type of profession.
-Plural type of profession? -Plural, it’s even hard to say.
-Okay. Plural type of profession.
How about sanitation engineers? [ Laughter ] -What? Okay.
-I don’t know. -The cue-card guy’s going,
“Are you kidding me?” Type of ’80s technology? -Walkman.
-Oh, yeah. -Isn’t that ’80s, right?
-Yeah. Loved my Walkman.
-Yeah, loved that. -Something you buy on eBay.
-Sneakers. [ Laughter ]
Or vintage clothes. Which do you look better? -Vintage sneakers.
-Vintage sneakers. [ Laughter ] -What you would shout if you saw
a spider crawling up your leg. -Uh… -Ew!
It’s crawling up your leg! -Come here, darling! [ Laughter ] What?
-Come here what? -Come here, darling.
[ Laughter and applause ] -“Come here, darling.”
Oh, my gosh. [ Laughter ] Type of relative.
-Aunt. -Aunt. Woman’s name.
-Um, Ingrid. -Ingrid.
[ Laughter ] Number. -1,000,256. [ Laughter ] -Plural objects. -Uh… Sofas. -Curse word
a first-grader would use? -Doodie-head. [ Laughter ] -It’s classic.
Classic. -Classic. -Fictional character. -Um… Uh, Huckleberry Finn.
-Huckleberry Finn. -Something you’d find
in the kitchen. -Knife. -These are all good. Give me another number. -Seven.
[ Laughter ] -Celebrity name. -How about… Ingrid Bergman. -All right.
[ Laughter ] -Ingrid — I don’t know.
-Yeah, Ingrid Bergman. A verb ending in -ing. -Running. -Another adjective. -Uh… Humongous. -These are good words.
Plural animals. -Lemmings.
[ Laughter ] -That’s fantastic, dude. Lemmings.
What? A verb ending in -ing.
Another one. -A verb ending in -ing.
-You said running already. -Yeah, I said running. Give me another verb like what?
-Kissing. -Yeah, kissing, kissing,
there you go. Thank you.
Thank you. -Favorite song lyric. -Favorite song —
I don’t know. Uh… [ Laughter ] -Poopy-di-scoop.
-Poopy-di-scoop? -Poopy-di-scoop.
-Is that a lyric? -Yeah, it’s a lyric.
Yeah, it is. -Poopy-di-scoop.
All right. Yeah.
Thank you. [ Laughter and applause ] -It’s good.
-Good. -Okay. All right. We’ve filled out the words
for our scene. Are you ready to perform?
-Let’s do it, man. -Let’s do this.
Here we go. -Let’s do this.
Let’s go. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Both laugh ] [ Dramatic music plays ] -Good evening…
My Little Cookie. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] Special Director Pollywog.
It’s good to see you again. -I’m here
with your next mission. A criminal organization
of the world’s most amazing
sanitation engineers hacked into
the government’s Walkman, stealing their top-secret report
on vintage sneakers. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] -Come here, darling. [ Laughter ] -I understand your reaction. The group also kidnapped
your Aunt Ingrid and is holding her for a ransom
of 1,000,256 sofas. [ Laughter ] -Where the doodie-head are
we gonna get 1,000,256 sofas? -I don’t know,
but we have to move fast. -I have a plan. I’ll meet up with the group
disguising as myself — disguising myself
as Huckleberry Finn. Jesus… [ Laughter ] -So far —
So far, I’m on board. -If they attack,
I’ll fight back with a knife. [ Laughter ] -Great. This disk contains sensitive
information that might help. -What’s on this disk? -Seven photos
of Ingrid Bergman running. [ Laughter ] -Come here, darling. [ Laughter ] I’ve already contacted my team
of highly humongous lemmings. [ Laughter ] -You’re the best agent we have. How do you prepare
for such tense missions? -By waking up every morning,
going up on the roof, and kissing and by repeating
my own personal mantra — poopy-di-scoop, poopy-di-scoop. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -And scene!
-And scene. -And scene! My thanks
to Tom Cruise right there! We’ll be right back
with Parker Posey! Tom Cruise!
[ Laughing ]

100 Comments

  1. Andrew Lang Author

    Tom Cruise doesnt like being tested, look at his frustration in trying to come up with Mad Libs in the beginning. Eventually, he comes around on it, but the fear is there in the beginning, clearly.

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  2. Daiyu Ironheart Author

    This was highly entertaining, "come here darling" it's nice to see not everyone freaks out about spiders. Thanks spider man for that.

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  3. 153px Author

    I loved this one and the one wirh Benedict Cumberbatch. So funny! 🤣I hope someday they do a Mad Lib Theather with Jake Gyllenhaal, too. I am sure it would be hilarious!

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  4. taylor jane freibaum Author

    kanye west: has lyrics such as the ones in ‘stronger’ or ‘monster’ that are deep and catchy
    also kanye west: *has songs called ‘poop ditty scoop’ and ‘i love kanye’

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  5. Hexenkönigin von Angmar Author

    What I chose:
    K-9
    Raxacoricofallapatorius
    fantastic
    Doctors
    Police Box (Did they exist at that time?)
    Fez
    EXTERMINATE
    Mother in law
    Amy
    10
    Sand shoes
    Bugger
    Doctor Who
    Fishfingers and Custard
    903
    David Tennant
    bleeping
    cool
    rabbits
    traveling
    Let's do the time warp again

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  6. Lauren Buckley Author

    I once had the pleasure of falling in love and making love to a tom cruise look a like. I swear he was his doppelganger. Ugh I miss him. It just wasn't our time

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  7. Die Rom Author

    Great actor. He is a great actor, and handles himself and life quite good due to his studies in scientology.I think he has been a great example to millions around the planet, he professes human rights and a drug free society. Is that something that at this time in history bothers anyone? What type of person would be upset about those ideals and goals? Think about that one. Scientology is education, Helps people become better with everything else around them. I.e LIFE. YOU MUST TAKE a personality test, take one course which are not guided by anyone but yourself and see for yourself instead of believing crap that people post online. Find the correct Information from THE SOURCE then draw your conclusions. You base your opinion, Based on other people's opinions? Or the media? Or YouTube videos?? Come on! Get responsible with your own life and grow up. If Tom Cruise does that why don't you try the same. It could not be that bad. Lol

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  8. Minecraft Chicken Nugget Author

    Honestly this is just painful to watch
    Host or Guest says a word – audience explodes in laughter and applause for literally no reason

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