In the not too distant future…
(MAX: Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We Need Your Help!) Next Sunday, A.D.
(JONAH: He needs my help.) (MAX: Mayday! Mayday!) There was a guy named Jonah, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute… Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit. (Hello? Hello?) (What the heck?) A distress call came in for him a half past noon… That’s when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon. KINGA: I’ll send him cheesy movies (ooh ooh!) The worst I can find (la la la!) He’ll have to sit and watch them all (ooh ooh ooh), and we’ll monitor his mind. (la la la) Now keep in mind that Jonah can’t control (ooh ohh ohh) when the movies begin or end (la la la) So he’ll have to keep his sanity, with the help of his robot friends! ROBOT ROLL CALL! Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Crow!
*Crooow! If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes (ooh ooh ooh) and other science facts (la la la!) just repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, I should really just relax”
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