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Non-Scary Movie – Key & Peele


– STUPID. – SEE, I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THAT’S EVEN
IN THE HORROR GENRE, DOG. – RIGHT? I MEAN, THAT’S THE LEAST
SCARED I EVER BEEN, MAN. IT’S LIKE
A ROMANTIC COMEDY. – IT’S LIKE A LULLABY, DOG. – YEAH, FOR REALS THOUGH.
– PSSH. – OH, OH,
WHERE YOU PARKED AT? – OH, WHAT NOW? – WHERE YOU PARKED AT, DOG? – YEAH, I’M OVER
THAT WAY, BOY. – OH,
YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE? – YEAH.
– WELL, I’M THIS WAY, DOG. – OH, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, DOG. – ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. [eerie music] ♪ ♪ – YOU KNOW WHAT?
– WHAT’S THAT, DOG? – I’LL WALK YOU
TO YOUR CAR, DOG. – WORD, WORD, WORD, YEAH.
– YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. – THEN I’LL DRIVE YOU
BACK TO YOUR CAR, DOG. DUMBASS MOVIE, MAN.
– NAH. – A DEMON CAN POSSESS
ANY INANIMATE OBJECT? THAT’S TOO GENERAL
TO BE SCARY. – YO, MAN, IT’S LIKE,
HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A DEMON POSTING UP IN A TRASH CAN? – I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT’S DUMB. – IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE.
– IT’S STUPID. – IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE.
– YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? – IT’S STUPID.
IT’S STUPID. IT’S UNREALISTIC
IS WHAT IT IS. – IT’S LIKE, I AIN’T GONNA
BE SCARED OF NO TRASH CAN. [eerie musical flourish] AND WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING
THEY HAD WITH THE, UH, THE DEMON PUDDLE? – OH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT WAS THE MOST STUPID PART
RIGHT THERE. A DEMON COULD PULL YOU INTO HELL
IF YOU STEP IN A PUDDLE. LIKE, WE SOME MORONS? – I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA SCARE A COUPLE ADULTS WITH A PUDDLE? – STUPID.
– STUPID. – STUPID.
– STUPID. – AND THE DEMON GOT
THEM HELLHOUNDS ROAMING AROUND EVERYWHERE, BRINGING HUMANS
TO THE DEMON ALIVE TO BE SACRIFICED. – COME ON, MAN. [dog barking] – THAT’S JUST STUPID! – STUPID.
– YEAH. – YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE–
IT’S LAZY STORYTELLING… – YES, YES.
– IS WHAT IT IS. – IT’S A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT SCARY IS NOT ONE OF THEM. [eerie musical flourish] – AND WHAT WAS
WITH ALL THEM CREEPY KIDS AND THE WHISPERING
AND WHATNOT? – OH, PLEASE.
– I MEAN, COME ON, DOG. – PLEASE, DUDE.
– WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? – YOU JUST IDENTIFIED, LIKE,
THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE. [both laugh] THEM KIDS–
THEM KIDS WAS TALKING ABOUT, [breathily]
“I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL. I WILL SUCK YOUR ESSENCE.”
[mumbling spookily] – OKAY, YEAH,
THAT’S STUPID RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW, MAN,
IF YOU JUST WANTED TO– PLEASE STOP!
– YEAH. – ‘CAUSE IT’S STUPID.
– IT WAS STUPID. – IT WAS STUPID AS HELL.
– IT WAS STUPID. – IT WAS JUST STUPID. WHAT?
– THIS YOUR CAR? – THIS ME, DOG.
– YEAH. [both sniffing] YEAH, I HOPE
THERE’S NOT ONE OF THEM DEMONS POSSESSING YOUR CAR. [both laughing] I’M JUST STEPPING
RIGHT NOW, FOR REAL. – THAT’S STUPID.
YOU BEING REAL STUPID. – I’M BEING STUPID. – THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE RIGHT THERE, DOG. – I’M THE ONE BEING
STUPID UP IN HERE. – THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID.
– [laughing] – THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART
RIGHT THERE, MAN. THAT PART WAS–THAT MOVIE
WAS STUPID AS HELL, MAN. – [laughing]
STUPID. STUPID. – THAT WAS
THE NOT-SCARIEST PART OF THE MOVIE. OH, MY GOD.
IT WAS STUPID. – LIKE A DEMON COULD POSSESS– – I MEAN, IT’S SO STUPID.
– THAT WAS SO STUPID. – IT WAS PRETTY STUPID,
THOUGH, DOG. – OH, MY GOD,
THAT WAS STUPID. – IT WAS PRETTY STUPID. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? I’M–SHIT, I’M SORRY, DOG, THAT YOU HAD TO WATCH THAT
DUMBASS NOT-SCARY MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? – MAN, YOU KNOW,
THAT’S HOW IT GO. THAT’S HOW IT GO. [eerie musical flourish] [tense music]

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  1. jai deva Author

    Had this issue yesterday with my dranes..just exactly who is controlling them m'fers..some area 51 shizel there. Oh but Drano ain't carcinogenic. 'Aight. Digging my own grave ty berry much.โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”

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  2. exussupremebeing Author

    PLEASE STOP!!! cuz it's stuuupid…1:52 lmao when we were kids my sister would get up in the night and just stare at me in the dark until I got like this lmaooo

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  3. Steady Shots Author

    Jesus is taking his church out of this world soon then sudden destruction is going to happen and many will perish. If you do not believe or your on the fence please take this day to decide to give your life to christ to get eternal life and peace.

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