1. Ren Author

    Lil story
    I'm shit at art, and my art teacher pretended she didn't hate me but she definitely did. The one time she complimented my work when I was drawing in class was when I had earphones in and I didn't hear her. THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER GOTTEN A COMPLIMENT FROM HER I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

  2. Derek Zheng Author

    Gotta love these sketches man. A painter painting a Christmas tree turns into a double suicide in 2nahalf minutes. 😂😂Masterpiece.

  3. SuicideBunny6 Author

    Both pointing their guns at their chins to kill themselves, yet no bullet wounds on their chins when they're lying dead on the ground..

  4. Good Ol' Rainbowpet Author

    if I had a nickle for everytime there was a killing spree done by a centaur, antisemitic cat and the alphabet I would have 2 nickles… which isnt a lot but its wierd it happened twice

  5. Joseph Lankford Author

    Art is dead, by Bo Burnham

    Art is dead
    Art is dead
    Art is dead
    Art is dead

    Entertainers like to seem complicated
    But we're not complicated
    I can explain it pretty easily

    Have you ever been to a birthday
    Party for children?
    And one of the children
    Won't stop screaming
    'Cause he's just a little
    Attention attractor

    When he grows up
    To be a comic or actor
    He'll be rewarded
    For never maturing
    For never under-
    Standing or learning

    That every day
    Can't be about him
    There's other people
    You selfish asshole

    I must be psychotic
    I must be demented
    To think that I'm worthy
    Of all this attention

    Of all of this money, you worked really hard for
    I slept in late while you worked at the drug store
    My drug's attention, I am an addict
    But I get paid to indulge in my habit
    It's all an illusion, I'm wearing make-up, I'm wearing make-up
    Make-up, make-up, make-up, make…

    Art is dead
    So people think you're funny, how do we get those people's money
    I said art is dead
    We're rolling in dough, while Carlin rolls in his grave
    His grave, his grave

    The show has got a budget
    The show has got a budget
    And all the poor people way more deserving of the money
    Won't budge it

    'Cause I wanted my name in lights
    When I could have fed a family of four
    For forty fucking fortnights
    Forty fucking fortnights

    I am an artist, please God forgive me
    I am an artist, please don't revere me
    I am an artist, please don't respect me
    I am an artist, you're free to correct me

    A self-centered artist
    Self-obsessed artist
    I am an artist
    I am an artist

    But I'm just a kid
    I'm just a kid
    I'm just a kid
    And maybe I'll grow out of it

  6. Ben Middleton Author

    is that a low-key reference to An Inspector Calls and Mr. Burlington saying how it’s impossible for the titanic to sink?
    God I hate English GCSE


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