How did this reasonable, mild-mannered… …husband and wife end up like this? One word… …family. Fuck you, Pat. – Fuck you.
– Fuck you. – Fuck you. Fuck, you.
– Fuck you. Seriously… -…seriously, hold on…
– Chris, stop it. – …hold on, seriously.
– No politics. Mom, mom, this isn’t political… …I just want to say real quick, real quick… …seriously, Pat… Mmhmm. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up! Today, the government announced… …something they’re calling… …”The Patriot’s Oath.” A state sponsored initiative… …to have American’s sign a loyalty waiver… …to the President. The deadline for signing,
is the day after Thanksgiving. What is happening to the country? Let’s try to avoid that conversation… …for the next three days, okay? Hello! Hi! If these mother fuckers bring up The Oath… …I’m going to lose my mind. Turn on the news. What did he do? He lit a copy of The Oath on fire. Where are you getting this information from? “@fatasspatriot” Okay, he’s a good source, “@fatasspatriot” He’s verified. He’s a verified fucking idiot. My brother, I love him. I bet they signed The Oath like that. You know I’m a feminist… …but his girlfriend is a ‘lil c– You are not using that word in this house. You can use pussy, trash pussy… …but you cannot use that word. Abbie’s a trash pussy! Ok. That’s fine.
She’s a trash pussy. I’m Peter Yeun. We’re with the division of Homeland Security. We received a report that you were impeding… …a private citizen’s choice to sign The Oath. Do you guy’s have a warrant? I just think the three of us should go for a ride. [Screams] [Thud] [Scream] [Scream] [Screams] [Gunshots] Ughhh his head’s all fucked up. Did I do that to his head or
was his head like that before? Now is time for practical solutions. Okay, how’s this going to end? I don’t know; we can go to Mexico… …maybe we become Mexican nationals? I speak a little bit of Spanish. I will learn more. How the fuck is that practical?!